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A list of medals I do not have:
Not Broken
Drop the Bomb - Someone Set Us Up The Bomb - 25 Points - Is it broken? Or just incredibly hard? I hear its broken, but I've never been able to get the condition in any game.

Broken
Fig 8. - Professional - 50 Points
Seed of Destruction - I Am Illiterate - 10 Points
All of Shift 4 - 150 Points
Epic War 3 - 4Musketeer - 50 Points

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Aug. 31, 2009 | 7:04 PM groundpwndr says:

I will trade you all my shift medals for your OCD Human test subject medal.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 6:34 AM Wylo responds:

Impossible.

Sep. 2, 2009 | 8:36 PM brothersaint says:

I got the medal: I Am Illiterate, but I can't get I Am Literate.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 6:34 AM Wylo responds:

Because you can't be literate and illiterate at the same time.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 1:35 PM Unknown030 says:

Why are medals so important to you?

Sep. 7, 2009 | 2:55 PM Wylo responds:

because they give me something to waste my time on

Sep. 4, 2009 | 5:30 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

Dude You rock but unfortunately my dadgame medals arent working the first three bosses, no medals beat the secret ending with them becoming so awesome they beat every contra level on the first try, nothin, oh and this one hurts I beat phantom after I broke 200 hundred targets and got the light saber and Mecha Death Challenge, and dadscallibur, yet no medal, DAMN IT!

Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:31 AM urrad says:

Once i got three bombs in three FIRST spins in DTB and I didn't get a medal but game was updated after that.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:05 PM RazorTimeLordPenguin says:

I used two computers to get both literate and illiterate. It can be done with the accurate timing, but it took a hell of a lot of work in terms of the amount of accounts I had to make to get it right. Whether or not you can clear the cache to get it too work I have no idea. Shift 4 does need to get fixed though.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 5:56 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

FIG 8 is official now!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 11:33 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

You where missing 9 medals on 9/9/09!!!! WTF?

Sep. 10, 2009 | 7:45 PM life says:

does anyone have the last fig8 medal?

Sep. 11, 2009 | 1:15 PM Wylo responds:

I believe someone posted on the Tips thread that he got the Perfectionist medal a few pages back too.

Sep. 11, 2009 | 11:52 AM life says:

I see you do. Not sure how I'll ever get that one. Not my type of game for sure.

Sep. 11, 2009 | 1:16 PM Wylo responds:

There's really only a few problem spots where if you go down the wrong fork you will die. Otherwise, its fairly simple. Tips would be to get to your problem sposts make a checkpoint and memorize which path is easiest.

Sep. 11, 2009 | 8:31 PM OneRedMage says:

damn, I did the professional medal twice and never got it. Now I came here and saw its broken >.>

I hope when its fixed that the medal can be gotten through the high score table. I'll go try perfectionist now ;)

Sep. 12, 2009 | 1:01 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

Wholy fuck u have perfectionist!

Sep. 12, 2009 | 1:57 PM omegaxtomxhanks says:

Professional might not be broken because krev has it

Sep. 14, 2009 | 1:21 AM Wylo responds:

Hmmm... Iono. Unless it was possible to get it before the author updated it.

Sep. 14, 2009 | 8:32 AM GrenaderMan1 says:

Its only broken for some people like Dadgame because I have it.

Sep. 14, 2009 | 10:42 PM Wylo responds:

And when did you get it? Before the author updated it?

Sep. 16, 2009 | 8:39 AM GrenaderMan1 says:

Wholy shit fear unlimited is back!:(

Sep. 16, 2009 | 11:04 AM Wylo responds:

Probably a glitch

Sep. 16, 2009 | 4:20 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

Oh and about the Fig 8 proffesional medal it was gotten after the updates and I just tried again and got it just play pop up and mutter a silent prayer to hope it works.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 1:52 AM Wylo responds:

Thx for that info, I'll try again soon.

Sep. 16, 2009 | 8:19 PM daedraslayer229 says:

You sir, are impossibly awesome.
I envy you.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 1:52 AM Wylo responds:

I envy you for envying me.

Sep. 18, 2009 | 6:00 PM OneRedMage says:

are you even trying to get the 333 votes medal? That is ridiculous.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 1:53 AM Wylo responds:

Ya, I'll get it. Just need a TV show to watch while I do it.

Sep. 20, 2009 | 8:29 AM KuroiYasha says:

Shift 4 medals don't work? Strange, I have them all :/
Also, do you have all medals in Time Fcuk? I do not have Memories one, it isn't even shown. Instead this I have O))) one.

Sep. 22, 2009 | 1:35 AM Wylo responds:

Word is Memories will get removed anyways.

Sep. 20, 2009 | 3:55 PM gta0004 says:

shift 4 isnt broken, i have 2 of them
if i knew how to do the rest, i would

Sep. 20, 2009 | 7:32 PM OneRedMage says:

guys, shift 4 IS broken, you only have them because you got them before they broke.

also, good job getting O))) :D

Sep. 23, 2009 | 2:57 PM Wylo responds:

Just takes some time.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 5:47 PM SeriousGuy says:

Hey you didn't reply to my PM!! >=[
How did you get medals in Fear unlimited?
There aren't any!!!! Are you a cheater? ôO

Sep. 23, 2009 | 6:29 PM Wylo responds:

I never got a PM from you. There originally were medals in Fear. They got removed. They seem to saving to the profile again though.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:57 AM ShadowSport says:

Dear Wylo,

I have a question for you:

How do you get "27,569" exp. points?
I only get 10 point each time.

Peace,
ShadowSport.

BTW : thank you for responding (if you do).

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:08 AM Wylo responds:

Because I'm special.

When NG first started, exp points were attainable in different numbers, not just in tens.

Sep. 26, 2009 | 6:30 PM IngeniousCheese says:

Someone Set Us the Bomb is not broken. You have to hear the sequence of the song that have a part making the bomb appear.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 12:15 PM Wylo responds:

How do you know, if you haven't gotten the medal?

Sep. 27, 2009 | 4:22 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

Would it be possible to help me in potal defenders

Sep. 28, 2009 | 12:15 PM Wylo responds:

Go to the walkthroughs

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:32 PM GrenaderMan1 says:

even if walktroughs give me strategic advice on handling most situations i never was one to read instructions thats why i suk at games compared to u hands on is my way but did u know your 20sometin in the rankins list which means your going to be epic.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:28 PM Wylo responds:

Can't learn everything just by hands-on.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:09 PM OneRedMage says:

wow, you got those medieval rampage medals pretty fast. :O
I see a trick to upgrade all weapons on one playthrough, though I'm having difficulty with the "beat entire game with 50-% hp".

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:29 PM Wylo responds:

Beating the game with 50% isn't too hard. Just gotta keep a closer eye on your health.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 8:40 PM IngeniousCheese says:

It´s a funny question but I try it one time and I got two bombs in two spins. That normally happens at a piiiii or something like that.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 12:35 PM Wylo responds:

Oops, I accidentally deleted the last comment. I played MR2 with less than 50% the whole game through, not just the end of the level.

I've gotten 2 bombs in 2 spins, never three though.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 3:14 AM super-sonic-fan1 says:

holy crap you are one skilled player

Oct. 4, 2009 | 12:26 PM FurryDemon says:

On OCD+ how the heck did you get that one where you must wait for 3 days or whatever? How can your internet have coped with it?

Is there a trick to it or something?

Oct. 5, 2009 | 10:45 AM Wylo responds:

check out the page linked in the first line of the post.

Oct. 13, 2009 | 5:12 PM M-Y says:

You have medals for hoverbot arena 2, how? I played it but it didn't have any medals

Oct. 13, 2009 | 11:45 PM Wylo responds:

They didn't pop up for you when you met the medal conditions?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 12:59 AM SevasTra says:

Congrats on becoming a mod. What do you moderate the BBS?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 2:46 AM Wylo responds:

Review

Oct. 15, 2009 | 1:11 AM Timmy says:

You are more yellow-y than I remember.

Good luck and congratulations!

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:54 AM Alex12345269 says:

Congrats on being a new moderator Wylo! You deserved it.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:22 AM KingExodus says:

I love you.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 12:30 PM Hacsev says:

Now you'll have less time to achieve medals since you are a mod. >:)

Oct. 15, 2009 | 8:44 PM Wylo responds:

Just means more time I spend on NG.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 1:26 PM OzzFestFreak2 says:

congrats on being a mod.

All my words r belong 2 u.

you won't delete reviews for using old over-played memes will you?

Oct. 16, 2009 | 11:27 PM Wylo responds:

As long as they are AWESOME.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 10:15 AM Bahamut says:

Wylina must be happy.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 11:26 PM Wylo responds:

Oh she is. She's never got to play with a banstick before. And she's loving it.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 10:16 AM Mulchings says:

Congratulations

Oct. 18, 2009 | 1:09 AM pinoyisazn says:

It would be nice to learn how to be literate after learning to read. Although, it's still possible to read the instructions within the time limit . . . which annoys me because being literate gives you a slightly higher-pointed medal. Well, it's neat you're a review mod. Enjoy removing reviews and such.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:11 AM Calintz says:

Dude congrats on the Moderator Stat, and Level 51. That just looks pure amazing!

Oct. 21, 2009 | 12:53 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

Exelent work Wylo!
Exelent work indeed!
Exelent work Wylo!

Your my first mod friend too.

Oct. 23, 2009 | 11:40 AM dx5231 says:

The fuck, you're a mod now?
I mean, congrats.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 8:07 AM Black-Ops says:

OH SH-

Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:44 AM Wylo responds:

OH FU-

Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:03 AM madnessday2006 says:

to get d i am illiterate medal u have 2 start a new game and obey d description :D

Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:44 AM Wylo responds:

O RLY?!

Nov. 1, 2009 | 4:45 PM Headshot777 says:

You're God.

Nov. 2, 2009 | 7:52 AM RogerBK says:

thinking in the 60th lvl huh??
u´ll get that lvl for sure wylo!!

Nov. 5, 2009 | 7:45 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

I need some help getting some medals in Revert to Growth. It's the "OVERDOING IT" and "EARTH TINKERER" ones....

Nov. 6, 2009 | 2:49 AM Wylo responds:

Make your own level for both. If you look in the Medals in-game it gives a description of both.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 11:47 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

gratzie for the help, my good man.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 5:56 PM Lionel738 says:

you, my friend, are insane, but in a good way. you must teach me your medal making gaming secrets! please let me become your apprentice, please! seriously!

Nov. 11, 2009 | 12:46 PM mwmike says:

lolmedals.

Nov. 15, 2009 | 12:01 AM jakenator85 says:

Oh my god, you're a mod?

Nov. 16, 2009 | 6:43 AM MrQnix says:

Hey, if you're a review mod, could you please delete all of my reviews?

Nov. 16, 2009 | 3:24 PM Wylo responds:

Only if they are consideredabusive. If they aren't then I cannot.

Nov. 20, 2009 | 11:05 PM Lionel738 says:

May i become your apprentice?